Support Artists -- You Make IT Happen ! ! !

With less than 58 hours left, and even less by the time you read this blog (you have until the 16th of July, 2012), there is no time to waste. Only $145 to go, Rachael Please is in the homestretch but we need YOUR HELP to make this happen. We were given permission by RVR records to make a little video pitching the importance of this album, and if you listen closely, you will find out why I am so passionate about this album. Rachael Please is like, no, not like, they are a fever dream, with intimate knowledge of alienation that only those whom have been on the outer-realms of the social order can know ("the loser, substance abuser, broken hearted, and the retarded... 'cause I think we're beautiful"-- Warrior Soul, "Losers"). Hospitals of all stripes are presences of this home-sick atmosphere. A malaise of days gone past bye; of marshmallow people, and serotonin poisoned hopes over caste in burning red skylines.

You are not simply supporting an album. Yes you are doing that, but you are moreover supporting a group of artists. We don't know what more we can say. Listen to the video, listen to their music, and then take the time, and some money, and make this happen. Don't think the other person down the line will do it, or that some will at the last minute save them, because you are that other person, you are our last minute savior, for Rachael Please click HERE.

And now if that was not enough to convince you, to part with your unbelievably precious time (we kid not), which is also (often) traded for money, please watch and listen closely to our video, and then go donate to the album, there are some really great perks for doing so... such as:

Rachael Please Album: Incest is the Highest Form of Flattery (from their kickstarter)

Pledge $25 or more

3 Backers

You will receive an autographed copy of the new Rachael Please CD

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $35 or more

0 Backers

You will receive Autographed copies of the new CD + the previous EP, The Corruptor + Reward 1

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $75 or more

0 Backers

You will receive Autographed copies of the new CD, the Corruptor EP + an autographed LP of the Worst Music Dracula Ever Heard (Featuring "In the Arms of a Stranger" by Rachael Please". You will also get special dedication in the new album. + Reward 1

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $150 or more

0 Backers

You will receive autographed advanced copies of all future Rachael Please releases on Retro Virus Records. + Reward 1 & Reward 5

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $250 or more

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3 Backers • Limited Reward (1 of 4 remaining)

Rachael Please will record a cover song of your choosing and add it as a special bonus track of an exclusive copy which only you will receive.* *:Please allow for additional time to record the cover and receive the special cd; in the meantime, you will also be sent a regular copy of the album as well at the normal time. + Reward 1, 5 and 6

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $300 or more

0 Backers • Limited Reward (4 of 4 remaining)

You will receive a special laminated all-access VIP pass to any and all future Rachael Please shows.* + Reward 1, 5, 6 & 7 *:Please note that in some cases, special arrangement may be necessary to ensure your access in advance.

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $500 or more

0 Backers • Limited Reward (4 of 4 remaining)

Rachael Please will dedicate an entire panel of the album booklet to YOU and YOU only. + Reward 1, 5, 6, 7 & 8

Estimated Delivery: Sep 2012

Pledge $1,500 or more

0 Backers • Limited Reward (4 of 4 remaining)

Rachael Please will play your party, your birthday, your bar mitzvah, take you out to lunch, dinner or breakfast, pretty much anything you'd like! Good anywhere in the continental US. You're the ultimate fan, and we'll even get a metal plaque that you can show off to all of your friends. + Reward 1, 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9

Estimated Delivery: Oct 2012

*donations = survival (move to the bioexchange)